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Joh sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
Woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+Delete
kar doonga...
**************************************Company kee ladkiyaan sunder
hain
Aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh
READ-ONLY hain...
************************************Shayad mere pyar ko taste
Karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye...
************************************Tumhare samne hain itney items
Kabhi hame
bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe
Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...
************************************Roz subha hum karte hai
Itne pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
Jaise 0 ERRORS
but 5 WARNINGS...
**********************************Ho gayi galti
humse,
Click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo,
ban jaao meri spouse!
***********************************Tumse mila main kal to,
Mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili
To kehti ho: Your file not found!
**********************************Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri
zindagi ki animated gif
**********************************Aysa
bhi nahin hai ke,
I don't likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein,
Nahin hai enough disk space
**********************************Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab,
Pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se,
Ho jaata hai server down
**********************************Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application,
Create
main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna,
Wait main karoonga
**********************************Tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
Main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection,
Time out ho gaya
**********************************Kya chaal hai tumhaari,
Jaise chalti hai koi
cat
What is your ICQ number,
Aao karein chat
**********************************Tum jabse meri zindagi,
mein aayi ho banke female,
Yaad raha na ab kuch,
Na postman , Na e-Mail
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